We're BACK!!!

hi y-issue readers,
it's been a while since the last time we post sth..
y-issue had been gone for few months if u follow us
well, at least now we're back!!

note to myself:
WELCOME BACK y-issue!!!

Just a few tips here:
To make your photo hilariously abnormal, try to mirror your picture and put yourself in the center..... don't forget to try to tilt your head and stuffs for experiments.....
-It might sound like an old trick, but it's always funny! :D-

If you like wacky pictures, try using a camera that takes a picture quickly, so you can take weird pictures before people try to prevent it.

If you are having a lot of feelings to tell everyone, sing a song to match your feelings, or make some quotes.

If you want to be better and make people feel better about you.....,
don't hate yourself
reflect to yourself
don't hesitate to change -into a better sb-
be a better sb
simple steps that everyone always say..... :P

Never under estimate anyone


Oh well
a few lame tips for all of you

-CHEESE!-

These are all pictures of one of us (the big pics)! Just imagine how famous that person is............. (-dreaming-)hahhaha..... Well, technology these days help you lie..... -no offence technology, and the inventors too- heheh..... All the pictures are quite clear, except for one, the face is not visible, because it's mirrored or something.....

LOVE YOURSELF EVERYBODYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LoL.......

ADMIRE ME. and only me.....

How TO LEARN TO admire yourself.....

alwayysssss..... feel pretty/handsome, you yourself, is the first one who needs to admit that you ARE pretty/handsome..... spend some time infront of mirrors, admiring yourself, you'll get to like yourself eventually.
act cute infront of the mirror for yourself, so you would want to act cute again and againn..... and LOVE YOURSELF!!!!!

copy other people, who are crazy narcissists.....

sayy thiss OUT LOUDDD>>.... SPELL THIS out LoUdd.....>> THINK this OUT LOUD!!!!!:
"I love the prettiest/most handsome, smartest, coolest, strongest, BEST PERSON ON EARTH!!!!! ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

and......


this one too.....:

".I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF."

okk, enough.....

never hesitate to have your picture takenn.....

and, find your own wayy to admire yourself. REMEMBER, admiring yourselff is HEALTHY.....




LoL.....

Believe me if you want to.
But you should better don't believe me.....


By:.Pin.

How to LOOK smart.....

How to LOOK smart??

try these tips..... (-REMEMBER..... NEVER EVER TRUST ME-)

NUMBER ONE ALL TIME RULE: always bring a book with you..... this always adds some smart aura in you.....

In class, raise your hand up for most of the time. But, when the teacher asks you to answer, you pretend to be nice and give the opportunity to someone else.....

Wear glasses, any glasses, fake glasses will work too..... It will give you the smarty effect, that shows that you read a lot.

Talk Scientifically..... For example, if someone asks you, "Do you want to play basketball today??" you may answer it like this, "I don't think so, because I need to go to the library and do some chemistry experiments. Other than that, playing basketball also help you to dehydrate while taking 0.001% of the water in your body every second.....(Is it even true?!) Plus, if the weather is this hot, or should I say 100 degrees Celsius..... (can you even stand that heat from inside a building?!) you can produce 1 drop of sweat every 0.01 secondd..... bla.....bla.....bla....." talk as long as possible, even if you're talking nonsense, and also talk a bit quicker than usual, so people would say that you're the scientific type.







Whatever..... sorry if I keep you wasting your time in reading this post. Or if you don't read it, you should! it's very informative! -hahah..... just kiddingg.....-





REMEMBER..... NEVER EVER TRUST SOMEONE LIKE ME. heheh.....

EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



plz forgive us if some of our stories/words are a bit insulting or anythingg.....



BUT! just FYI: We're not talkingg about any of you.



We're just making the stories up, k??



THx.....!!!!! a lot.....



Best regards, ErkDarPinCat

Sorii

EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

plz forgive us if some of our stories/words are a bit insulting or anythingg.....

BUT! just FYI: We're not talkingg about any of you.

We're just making the stories up, k??

THx.....!!!!! a lot.....

Best regards, ErkDarPinCat

How to be popular

TOP SECRET FILE NUMBER: 2

code:How to be popular:

Always wear clothings and anythingg on you that "SEEMS" expensive.

You have to have a special "something" that you will do after you win against someone.-I saw that on television- For example: a special cheer or something.....

Always think before you do something, esp. if it involves your image at school or any other public places..... For example, if someone asks you to play truth or dare that involves doing crazy stuffs that makes people thinks that you're a freak, say a simple word called "NO(Oooooooooooo)".....

Always DIET stuffs with LOW or NO FAT AT ALL. so u don't look FAT at all.....

always worry about pimples.-for girls especially-

never worry about too much make-up.-for girls especially-

always have PINK in your outfit

NEVER EVER GO OUT WiTHOUT MAKE-UP







PLZ NEVER EVER FOLLOW MY ADVICES!!!!! IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! -just kidding-




..... THey are horrible advices. Believe me.

2 girls...1 boy

WOW!!!..
1 boy and 2 girls...what will u think about that?? those 2 girls looks that they have special feelings about that weird, bald boy..(no offence)...but WHY?? let your big brain think about that and u will know the answer for the 2 girls feeling. But the boy's face in the picture looks weird..is he eating or shouting or whatever...so u have to think WHY??

How to be cool.....

TOP SECRET FILE NUMBER 1:

(plz do not read it if you cannot read it)

How to be cool

• Do not say: "Haii. What are you doing??" or "Hello. How are you today??"
• and do not answer it like "nothing" or "studying"
• But instead, say: "yO! WhAsSuP!" or "YOooOoOoOOoO!" (the variation of capital letters always helps to make it LoOK cooL.....)
• and always answer it like "nothin' "(remember to leave the "G" behind to make it look cool) or "just hearin' to some rockin' music" (even though you are actually reading or something)
• Always use something to cover your geeky look. (for example, use diamond braces to make your braces look shiny....., use sunglasses as your glasses even though you might not see clearly, or use hats to cover your bald head.--no offence)
• Never use shirts with the writing "I'm not cool".
• Always use shirts that have "I'm cOoL....." written on it. (remember, the writing should be big, and the letters should LoOK CoOL....
• and always admit it that you're the CoOLeSt PeRsON on EaRtH.....!!!!!

Note: result may vary, and plz do not trust me. :D