Just a few tips here:
To make your photo hilariously abnormal, try to mirror your picture and put yourself in the center..... don't forget to try to tilt your head and stuffs for experiments.....
-It might sound like an old trick, but it's always funny! :D-

If you like wacky pictures, try using a camera that takes a picture quickly, so you can take weird pictures before people try to prevent it.

If you are having a lot of feelings to tell everyone, sing a song to match your feelings, or make some quotes.

If you want to be better and make people feel better about you.....,
don't hate yourself
reflect to yourself
don't hesitate to change -into a better sb-
be a better sb
simple steps that everyone always say..... :P

Never under estimate anyone


Oh well
a few lame tips for all of you

-CHEESE!-

These are all pictures of one of us (the big pics)! Just imagine how famous that person is............. (-dreaming-)hahhaha..... Well, technology these days help you lie..... -no offence technology, and the inventors too- heheh..... All the pictures are quite clear, except for one, the face is not visible, because it's mirrored or something.....

LOVE YOURSELF EVERYBODYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LoL.......

ADMIRE ME. and only me.....

How TO LEARN TO admire yourself.....

alwayysssss..... feel pretty/handsome, you yourself, is the first one who needs to admit that you ARE pretty/handsome..... spend some time infront of mirrors, admiring yourself, you'll get to like yourself eventually.
act cute infront of the mirror for yourself, so you would want to act cute again and againn..... and LOVE YOURSELF!!!!!

copy other people, who are crazy narcissists.....

sayy thiss OUT LOUDDD>>.... SPELL THIS out LoUdd.....>> THINK this OUT LOUD!!!!!:
"I love the prettiest/most handsome, smartest, coolest, strongest, BEST PERSON ON EARTH!!!!! ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

and......


this one too.....:

".I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF.I LOVE MYSELF."

okk, enough.....

never hesitate to have your picture takenn.....

and, find your own wayy to admire yourself. REMEMBER, admiring yourselff is HEALTHY.....




LoL.....

Believe me if you want to.
But you should better don't believe me.....


By:.Pin.

How to LOOK smart.....

How to LOOK smart??

try these tips..... (-REMEMBER..... NEVER EVER TRUST ME-)

NUMBER ONE ALL TIME RULE: always bring a book with you..... this always adds some smart aura in you.....

In class, raise your hand up for most of the time. But, when the teacher asks you to answer, you pretend to be nice and give the opportunity to someone else.....

Wear glasses, any glasses, fake glasses will work too..... It will give you the smarty effect, that shows that you read a lot.

Talk Scientifically..... For example, if someone asks you, "Do you want to play basketball today??" you may answer it like this, "I don't think so, because I need to go to the library and do some chemistry experiments. Other than that, playing basketball also help you to dehydrate while taking 0.001% of the water in your body every second.....(Is it even true?!) Plus, if the weather is this hot, or should I say 100 degrees Celsius..... (can you even stand that heat from inside a building?!) you can produce 1 drop of sweat every 0.01 secondd..... bla.....bla.....bla....." talk as long as possible, even if you're talking nonsense, and also talk a bit quicker than usual, so people would say that you're the scientific type.







Whatever..... sorry if I keep you wasting your time in reading this post. Or if you don't read it, you should! it's very informative! -hahah..... just kiddingg.....-





REMEMBER..... NEVER EVER TRUST SOMEONE LIKE ME. heheh.....

EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



plz forgive us if some of our stories/words are a bit insulting or anythingg.....



BUT! just FYI: We're not talkingg about any of you.



We're just making the stories up, k??



THx.....!!!!! a lot.....



Best regards, ErkDarPinCat

Sorii

EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

plz forgive us if some of our stories/words are a bit insulting or anythingg.....

BUT! just FYI: We're not talkingg about any of you.

We're just making the stories up, k??

THx.....!!!!! a lot.....

Best regards, ErkDarPinCat

How to be popular

TOP SECRET FILE NUMBER: 2

code:How to be popular:

Always wear clothings and anythingg on you that "SEEMS" expensive.

You have to have a special "something" that you will do after you win against someone.-I saw that on television- For example: a special cheer or something.....

Always think before you do something, esp. if it involves your image at school or any other public places..... For example, if someone asks you to play truth or dare that involves doing crazy stuffs that makes people thinks that you're a freak, say a simple word called "NO(Oooooooooooo)".....

Always DIET stuffs with LOW or NO FAT AT ALL. so u don't look FAT at all.....

always worry about pimples.-for girls especially-

never worry about too much make-up.-for girls especially-

always have PINK in your outfit

NEVER EVER GO OUT WiTHOUT MAKE-UP







PLZ NEVER EVER FOLLOW MY ADVICES!!!!! IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! -just kidding-




..... THey are horrible advices. Believe me.

2 girls...1 boy

WOW!!!..
1 boy and 2 girls...what will u think about that?? those 2 girls looks that they have special feelings about that weird, bald boy..(no offence)...but WHY?? let your big brain think about that and u will know the answer for the 2 girls feeling. But the boy's face in the picture looks weird..is he eating or shouting or whatever...so u have to think WHY??

How to be cool.....

TOP SECRET FILE NUMBER 1:

(plz do not read it if you cannot read it)

How to be cool

• Do not say: "Haii. What are you doing??" or "Hello. How are you today??"
• and do not answer it like "nothing" or "studying"
• But instead, say: "yO! WhAsSuP!" or "YOooOoOoOOoO!" (the variation of capital letters always helps to make it LoOK cooL.....)
• and always answer it like "nothin' "(remember to leave the "G" behind to make it look cool) or "just hearin' to some rockin' music" (even though you are actually reading or something)
• Always use something to cover your geeky look. (for example, use diamond braces to make your braces look shiny....., use sunglasses as your glasses even though you might not see clearly, or use hats to cover your bald head.--no offence)
• Never use shirts with the writing "I'm not cool".
• Always use shirts that have "I'm cOoL....." written on it. (remember, the writing should be big, and the letters should LoOK CoOL....
• and always admit it that you're the CoOLeSt PeRsON on EaRtH.....!!!!!

Note: result may vary, and plz do not trust me. :D

I'm gone!!! mama WHERE DO I LIVE!!!!!

Where do i live

• i have 5 homes
• 1 is located in somewhere where it was very beautiful
  
• Mosquito's everywhere and all flowers were dehydrated
  
• my second home is located somewhere near the place called DUMPSTER
  
• in there i really have lots of fun
• playing with rats and swim in the rubbish river and eat FRENCH flies
• my 3rd home is very weird where it is located in somewhere over the railways
  
• All my neighbors are Gothics and Geeks and Nerds
• the geeks all play scrabble every day
  
• the Gothics are all vegetarians and always use black stuff
• sometime i think all those stuff are rubbish black plastic that the Gothics uses.
• my fourth home where i use to stay is Da School
• i use to live in the school
• i use to steal foods from the cafeteria lady and eat gross spinach's and the unbelievable yucky broccoli...EWW!!!! but i steal all the pizza's and pudding's that the elephant lady eats.i bet she gain 100 kg every week that's why her uniform size is XXXXXXLLLLLLL
• The home where i live now or you can say where do i live now is in a house
• OF COURSE I LIVE IN A HOUSE
• how weird...........................
• hahahahaha
  

Announcement (Block Buster Oct'08)

Hi y-issue readers..
1 of the readers are saying that the questions about Mamma Mia! are false..
Well, the truth is all of them are truth..
If you follow the Mamma Mia! link you will know the answers..
Because all of the answers are there..

Block Buster Hit (October 2008)

Mamma Mia!
Genre:Musical, Comedy, Romance
Starring: Meryl Streep, Pierce Brosnan, Colin Firth, Stellan Skarsgard, and Amanda Seyfried

I think you all know this movie right? If not I recommend you to watch this movie.. Today we will give you some activities to do here..Here are some questions about Mamma Mia! The Movie.
For you who don't know this movie (i don't even think that's possible) then you can join this activity later on..or maybe other activities..

First you should know a little about these characters:

• Donna Sheridan
• Sophie Sheridan
• Sam Carmichael
• Bill Anderson
• Harry Bright
  

You also need to know a little bit of the story..

But if you have watch the movie and followed the Mamma Mia! link..I think it'll be easy for you to answer this quiz..I made this quiz special for you who enjoy visiting y-issue.. After you take the quiz..Please give us comment about the quiz.. And write your name below it please..Thank you..N 1 more thing before you start the quiz..In the game you'll be given 5 lives..There will also be some weird and unrelated questions in the game..so just guess..the weird questions are not really a fact..

Click Here to take Mamma Mia! Quiz

Next Month's Block Buster Hit: we doN't kNow yeT..
if neXt moNth we doN't haVe bLocK buSter we'LL haVe oTher aCtiviTieS foR you...

Lebaran Sale...

hmm..i guess even little kids enjoys Lebaran Sale.. They can get toys, toys, and more toys..this little girl even get a hat..it's every departement store offers huge sales..mmm..WHY do they do that? can anybody offer us huge sale?i don't know maybe for buying iPod,iPhone,handphone, or laptop? i mean you know it's better to give us sales rather than giving every people sale.. (you should give us sale! or else.. you're going to keep having good lucks..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)WKWK..anyway.. probably you should go somewhere and buy something in the sale for us..WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK..

Weirdcism.....

• 

• ERR!!!! is this friend of MINE know whats the meaning of " STOP BEING MR. INNOCENT AND MR. TEACHERS PET ALWAYS!"argh!!!! I'M SICK LOOKING HIM TAKING A PICTURE WITH A TEACHER and saying " Good Morning miss or Hai miss let me help you" and after saying nice things to them the guy blink and hypnotise the teacher by it's innocent blink.... It is nice to be a teacher pet????? i think i know why people want to like this guy... TO GET GOOD REPUTATION!!! After seeing this picture i feel like throwing up...Sorry G2G...TTYL..
  

• 
• Look at this GIRL.... why why why why... people keep singing but others don't want them to sing.... and look at the girl behind.. She's avoiding her, the singing one.....ck ck ck ck ck..... I bet a bird would die hear her voice and if she sings in the nature or in the himalaya's there would a avalanche souddenly( I'm so evil hehehehehe)..... I mean like is it nice to see people pretending to be a super star? by you know right set a song, wear a funky(idiotic) dress and grab a stick to sing. Hmmmm... i know these days peopel is weird....

my life includes anything why-ish.....

well, imagine, a life without whys.........??
tough?? should be.....


why, is a magic word.

if you say "why??"

the answer you've been expecting will come through your left/right ear, and go out through your right/left ear.....


cool............................. rite.....??


















wkwkwkwkwk.....

About me

• Me is a word thats mean I, I is a word means Me(get it?)
• I am Someone
• I am some one who have a blog
• I have mean friends that i called nemesis
• I have good and very angelic friend
• But don't ask about me
• I'm Evil+innocent= (don't know who cares)
  
• My body is normal
• 129 kg and 150 cm
• my face is beautiful
• small tiny eye
• red 10 zits
• dry and dehydrated lips
• runny nose and full of boogers until i can't breath and smell anything except Boogfume
• I have nice friends
• Me: hey you should' not say *******.... you don't know the definition
• Friend: i know... the meaning is YOU!!!
• That's my LIFE JK!!

(everything up there is some fact and not true)
Comin Part 5!!!

ABOUT SOMEONE(which is me ok...)

• Why Why Why Why!!!!! YES!!!! its cool to say that word!!! Love IT!!!!
  

FreakYNeszz(sorry wrong speLling)

• :d.....Now take another look at another weird, another hungry, another freaky, another handphone eater, and another picture!!!! Ok!!! too much another..... sorry....So now i'm asking another why why why why why why why????? Look at this girl... She looks like she want to eat her handphone....Is it nice eating handphones??.... Don't think so..... I think it tastes bitter(it doesn't tastes really nice, I ever eat it) BUT my main point is people is easily hungry, so i'm asking, if their hungry why don't they just bring their snack not eating his/her handphone... ck ck ck ck ck ck ck...I bet this years' the average rate of stomach ache is increasing because of this thing...the example is like this girl in the pic.
  

• dsvds

• WHY WHY WHY!!!!!! that is my favorite word.... for your infO!!!!! this time I wanna ask you about being a teachers pet..... Why some student want to be a teacher?? is it nice to be a teachers' pet, always get compliments from the teacher and always give a sweet smile??? ERRR!!! that is just ridiculous.... such as the guy in the pic... Become a stupid teacher... until taking a picture with the teacher....I don't know that it's nice to be a teacher's pet... always like this.

TEACHER: COULD YOU HELP ME DO THIS AND THAT
STUDENT: YES TEACHER....(THING THING THING (GIVING A SO INNOCENT BLINK)THING THING THING) YES! I WILL GET COMPLIMENTS AFTER HELPING! HEHEHE(SAID IN THE STUDENT'S MIND ONLY)

its always like that... that's why I ask the student is it nice to become teacher's pet? only help and giving stupid blinking....I'm so confuse by students these dayssssss(like mua)

• COMING PART four or weirdnessity!!!!!
• XOXO SOMEONE>>>>

Thx.....! a lot.....

Look, I'm really thankful for the people that are happy to have their picture taken.....
Btw, if you are visiting this blog, make sure you leave a comment, vote our polls, and set a reminder to visit this blog again! LoL. Well, whatever, just enjoy, okk??

Love, ErkCatPinDar..... LoL.

Much more freakier!

• Sometime people like being friends with each other until they become a BFF best friend forever..... well i think this friend thing is going too far!! First they talk and kind of being together and become a close friend, well after time goes by they stick like an UHU glue..... then they talk and talk.... Well talking and being together to much cause being nyebelin!!!! like in this picture the red girl say BLA BLA BLA BLA (nonsense!) then the blue girl say like stop you're to0 much and stop touching me........ then the blue girl start to avoid the red girl but they're already magnetic...... See, if friendship goes to0 far, it will cause some problems..... hehehehe....... and make sure when you talk, plz don't talk too much....
  
• 
• Sometime I wonder why people these days like to take pictures of themselves or should I say, NARCISM!@!!!1!!!! Maybe they like them selve to much and they like to see there reflection and and and get addicted to thereselves and being a selve lover and why not just marry thereselves.......Or maybe people think they're so good looking so they always take pictures of themselves and think like, " Ooo..... I'm so pretty!" or"Ooo..... Look how handsome I' am.....!!!!!" Issue strikes again!!!!!! Hmmmm............................
• Comin Part 3.....

y.issue: Why? why? why?!1!!!!!!!!!111!1!!!1

y.issue: Why? why? why?!1!!!!!!!!!111!1!!!1

sorry, new pics aren't coming very oftenly... but, believe me... it'll come, someday... okk??

Why? why? why?!1!!!!!!!!!111!1!!!1

• 1. Sometimes I wonder.... Why people keeep and keeeeP and KEEEEEEEPPP!!!! complaining and talking about....We should do this and that... or.....Why are you so stupid?.....Can't people just live with it and shut up... the example is this guy...keeep yapping.....(BTW I''m joking... just for freaky things...)
• 2. Sometime I wonder..... Why people is wasting food by eating lunch and breakfast and dinner...... So example..... they eat at breakfast and at lunch they hungry and eat again...why don't they just eat once a day..... so they will starve and get full for once only.. not for a lot of time...(BTW just joking.....)
• 3. Sometimes I wonder.......Why people exercise to get skinny....Later they'll just consume more and more fat than the amount they consume before... and exercise again and eat again(just repeat it again and again).....So whats the big point!!!!
• Part 2 of unusual essays will come...
  

sorry

AHH! sorry, but, some of our pictures are cut into half... huh... well, hope u still can see wat u should've seen better...
artinya: AHH! sorry, but, some of our pictures are cut into half... huh... well, hope u still can see wat u should've seen better...

HI! again... so, have you voted on our pollSSS yet?? we'll be addding more polls later... so, make sure that u have voted on ALL OF 'EM!!! okk? thx...! a lot.
meaning......: HI! again... so, have you voted on our pollSSS yet?? we'll be adding more polls later... so, make sure that u have voted on ALL OF 'EM!!! okk? thx...! a lot.

ErkCatPinDar...:D

T0: everyone

Haii! welcome to our "brand new"blog... Here, you can see all sorts of useless stuffs. So, for u bored people... take a look!
Meaning...:(Haii! welcome to our "brand new"blog... Here, you can see all sorts of useless stuffs. So, for u bored people... take a look!)