How to LOOK smart.....

How to LOOK smart??

try these tips..... (-REMEMBER..... NEVER EVER TRUST ME-)

NUMBER ONE ALL TIME RULE: always bring a book with you..... this always adds some smart aura in you.....

In class, raise your hand up for most of the time. But, when the teacher asks you to answer, you pretend to be nice and give the opportunity to someone else.....

Wear glasses, any glasses, fake glasses will work too..... It will give you the smarty effect, that shows that you read a lot.

Talk Scientifically..... For example, if someone asks you, "Do you want to play basketball today??" you may answer it like this, "I don't think so, because I need to go to the library and do some chemistry experiments. Other than that, playing basketball also help you to dehydrate while taking 0.001% of the water in your body every second.....(Is it even true?!) Plus, if the weather is this hot, or should I say 100 degrees Celsius..... (can you even stand that heat from inside a building?!) you can produce 1 drop of sweat every 0.01 secondd..... bla.....bla.....bla....." talk as long as possible, even if you're talking nonsense, and also talk a bit quicker than usual, so people would say that you're the scientific type.







Whatever..... sorry if I keep you wasting your time in reading this post. Or if you don't read it, you should! it's very informative! -hahah..... just kiddingg.....-





REMEMBER..... NEVER EVER TRUST SOMEONE LIKE ME. heheh.....