How to be cool.....

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(plz do not read it if you cannot read it)

How to be cool

• Do not say: "Haii. What are you doing??" or "Hello. How are you today??"
• and do not answer it like "nothing" or "studying"
• But instead, say: "yO! WhAsSuP!" or "YOooOoOoOOoO!" (the variation of capital letters always helps to make it LoOK cooL.....)
• and always answer it like "nothin' "(remember to leave the "G" behind to make it look cool) or "just hearin' to some rockin' music" (even though you are actually reading or something)
• Always use something to cover your geeky look. (for example, use diamond braces to make your braces look shiny....., use sunglasses as your glasses even though you might not see clearly, or use hats to cover your bald head.--no offence)
• Never use shirts with the writing "I'm not cool".
• Always use shirts that have "I'm cOoL....." written on it. (remember, the writing should be big, and the letters should LoOK CoOL....
• and always admit it that you're the CoOLeSt PeRsON on EaRtH.....!!!!!

Note: result may vary, and plz do not trust me. :D